the rest of it-

"Where is New York in?"
"UHHHHHH.London?"

(:

Current Obsessions:
Vogue, Euro and Delicious Deluxe 2, Contender Asia and iCarly.

I set my alarm at 2am yesterday so I could watch the Portugal Germany match.
It rung and then I put it on snooze-
my nocturnal mother heard it;
unfortunately.

"WHO IS CALLING YOU AT THS TIMEE?!"
"It's my alarm, damnit."

She refused to believe me and confiscated it.

"No wonder you have insomnia!"

Oh, shut up.
(:

My brother was playing football in the house today,
He broke some expensive china porcelain vase.
My father came back-
let's just say it was awful,
for him.

(:

I was smirking my head off.
HAH.